we continue with our theme of “ripping off star trek” by bringing in a combo of “warring aliens”, and “aliens who possess people”. i wonder if sisko’ll build a clock The Teaser: Space, the final frontier: these are the voyages of the USS Puddle Jumper: its crew? two earthans, an athosian and a dreadlockian. it’s
we’re running low on gateships, anyone want to pop down the store for another set? The Teaser: so rodney having learned his lesson last week about giving people more credit than before… oh yokels, they’re definately useless and not hiding something like every fucking yokels are in this galaxy. these guys have “the tower”, or
Grace back in SG1 season… before ethon at any rate, carter was trapped on the prometheus alone and ghost O’Neill and her ghost dad showed up to give her dating advice. apparently people liked that one, but uncultured teenage me found it boring. but, you know what? i have it on dvd and i’m going
hey remember the goa’uld? snake dudes that take over people and ham things the fuck up? the original badguys of the stargate franchise? me neither The Teaser: Zelenka has been sent on a mission to childhood’s end planet (aka canada prime) to look after the stock footage of that lake and the cave set, which
good news: more of the ancients doing what they do best: leaving downright dangerous failed experiments lying around everywhere for people to stumble upon. no wonder they chose to become incorporeal. Previously on letters from pegasus: i told you the cave from childhood’s end would be returning. The Teaser: the shepsquad arrive on a mountainey-gorgey
so last time on letters from pegasus my policy on writing 2 summaries didn’t change. read the damn thing or ever better watch the damn episode so i can get back to watching community instead. The Teaser: most of this is taken up by last times so i won’t bore you. then the wraith queen
FEATURING EVERYONE’S FAVORUTE SANE PERSON. The Teaser: JOHN IS SCARED OF ME? WELL THAT’S OK I’LL CAPTURE HIM, SHOW HIM MY GANG OF STONED YOKEL COMMANDOS AND DOPE HIS FRIENDS FOOD AGAINST THEIR WILL. The Episode: I GAVE MCKAY DRUGS, SEE I’M A CLEVER PERSON. AND I HAVE A WRAITH FARM, WOULD A CRAZY PERSON
The Teaser: things are pretty slow around atlantis so weir and king ronan have resorted to watching the famous spectator sport of old men chess. i imagine this would have concluded in weir nagging at the referee over what consititues a foul before backing down but for some reason this high octane sport isn’t
hey, that gimmick summary last week was pretty fun to write. i think i’ll do this in the style of… eh, i’m feeling lazier than i did back then. enjoy some regular old amazing prose and stuff. The Teaser: if you recall last week shep was bitten by the vampire daughter of the amazing fake
this one’s looking to be a bit adventure-ey.
The Teaser:
after last week’s adventure our heroes decide to rest and recuperate at the local tavern. just to get you up to speed ronan the party currently consists of: John the Human Ranger, Rodney the Halfling wizard
Rod69: hey!
fine. Rodney the Halfling scientist and teyla the half-elf bard. the party has recently lost it’s fighter to a mind altering lich curse and is on the look out for a new “muscle”.
SavageRonin: is this where i show up?
yes, as you make to open the tavern door you are approached by a goliath barbarian wearing long fur coat.
SavageRonin: actually it’s fleece
fine, fleece coat.
SavageRonin: i join with the party
RenegadeForLife: “we graciously accept your offer sir, we can offer you a quarter of all gold we make in the future in exchange for watching our backs out there”
SavageRonin: why are you telling me this
LonelyQueen: john is meerly acting out what his character would do in the situation, it’s quite fun when you get into it.
SavageRonin: if that is what pleases you, call me when you want something hit.
not a roleplayer? i’ll keep that in mind. ok as you walk into the bar everyone turns to look at you suspiciously
RenegadeForLife: why is no-one ever happy to see us, “what seems to be the problem barkeep?”
“we’re just not used to having travellers come in this late” he says. one of the elderly patrons buts in “if you know what’s good for you you’ll go back the way you came”.
RenegadeForLife: “hey, what’s your problem”
the barkeep is also perturbed, “they can’t go out now, the beast is out there”.
Rod69: a plot hook! “pray, what beast?”
the barkeep lowers his voice as if scared. “for the last week a strange pale man has stalked the forest, as he does every year, around our town, draining the life out of people”
RenegadeForLife: neat, a vampire hunting job. we take it.